Date: Mar 25, 2014 Posted by akposjokes 24 comments
I woke up the next morning smiling as I stared at the beautiful woman lying next to me; I kissed her on her forehead which woke her up. I told her I had to leave because I had to be at work early that morning because I had some work pending from the...
Date: Mar 18, 2014 Posted by akposjokes 17 comments
I left Cynthia’s apartment really early so I could go home and prepare for work. The night before was quite awesome and I was looking forward to another session. My second date with Brenda was scheduled for this night so I had to be on my best...
Three women sitting in a bar having a drink. Their boyfriends are all named Georgie. One day they decide to name their boyfriends after soft-drinks to tell the difference between them.
The first one says, "I'll name mine 7-UP because he's seven...
One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor."
His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a...
Once there was this man whose car broke down. He realized after looking for help for ten minutes that there was a small farmhouse with an old lady sitting on the porch. He told her his unfortunate story and she gladly let him in. But first she told...
Date: Mar 10, 2014 Posted by akposjokes 7 comments
As I began my drive to Cynthia’s apartment, I contemplated turning back and saying No to this outrageous arrangement but a part of me liked it and wanted more. I remembered I promised Brenda a call to check up on her so I decided to fulfill my...
It is the middle of the night in the middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the white line in the centre of the road. They collide and a fair amount of damage is done, miraculously neither driver is hurt.
They both get out. One is a...
WOMAN: Is there a problem, Officer?
OFFICER: Ma’am, you were speeding.
WOMAN: Oh, I see.
OFFICER: Can I see your license please?
WOMAN: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.
OFFICER: Don’t have one?
WOMAN: Lost it four times for drunk driving.
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Date: Mar 04, 2014 Posted by akposjokes 17 comments
I finally gave Brenda a call and we decided to see and hangout after work that day around 6pm, I couldn’t remember most of the things that happened that Friday night but I could remember her voice, it sounded like sweet persuasion. I finished my...
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mail box.
She opened it, slammed it shut, and stormed back in the house.
A little later she came out of her house and...