A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy.
The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she didn't have any snails for...
John just graduated from clinical psychology and opens his first office. After some successful advertising he is astounded to have nearly 300 people wanting to be in group therapy. John decides to rent a big hall and invite the entire group. To...
Date: Feb 25, 2014 Posted by akposjokes 19 comments
The series of event that took place from that particular Friday night till this midday of Monday was one that was going to change my life indeed. I found out that I met a lovely lady at the bar that was into me, Cynthia & I had sex and Kofo was also...
Two guys are in a bar discussing their sex lives. One guy says to the other, "How's your sex life, buddy?"
The other guy answers, "Not too good. Every time me and the missus have sex, she loses interest half-way through. It's very frustrating."
The...
A Priest, A Rabbi, and A Minister Walk Into A Bar ...
On this particular afternoon, one of them made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard ... but a REAL challenge would be to preach to a bear.
One thing led to another and...
Date: Feb 19, 2014 Posted by akposjokes 5 comments
If you are a woman:
You will experience feelings of excitement, joy and desire.
You will place the other person's happiness above your own.
Your friends will hate you.
If you are a man:
Your wallet will be lighter.
You will hit things less.
You will...
Date: Feb 19, 2014 Posted by akposjokes 8 comments
There was a blind girl who used to hate everyone . . . except her Boyfriend........ She always used to say that I ' ll marry you if I could see!!
Suddenly one day some one donated his eyes.......and then when she saw her Boyfriend......she was...
Date: Feb 18, 2014 Posted by akposjokes 20 comments
The weekend went pretty fast and I found myself preparing for a brand new week of stress starting on Monday but the thought that I got laid that weekend was the only consolation I had but I still had to figure out who the mystery lady under the...
Date: Jan 21, 2014 Posted by akposjokes 66 comments
Stubbornness and persistence seemed to be the perfect words to describe Kofo, as we exited the office she made it known that she wanted to be in my car for the drive to the cinema. My only problem with this was the fact that she was going to start...
Date: Jan 14, 2014 Posted by akposjokes 35 comments
Friday, the last day of the week, got out of bed late and began to rush all in attempt to get to work on time, I drove like a mad man past an intersection and I could hear a woman hurling insults at me but I wasn't bothered, I had a meeting with my...
