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The following day was a regular day at work, configuring network devices and troubleshooting any error on the bank’s network as usual. It seemed like a promising day because I had a smile on my face, I was happy to be at work for the first time in a...

"Why do men cheat?" I have heard this question a little too much and due to the disgust that comes from the majority of women who ask me this question like men are so evil, my immediate response is  "Who do men cheat with?" Please don't give me the...

I had a really shitty day and I am going to put the blame on every living creature that has a protruding growth on its chest known as breasts. I spent the entire day at work trying to figure out the way a woman’s mind works, I know that’s quite...

A second grader  asked her mother, "Mum, how did I get here?" The mom fully aware how young her daughter was replied "God sent you." "Did God send you too?" asked the child. "Yes dear," the mother replied. "What about grandma and grandpa?" the child...

On Monday morning, the teacher walked to the blackboard and noticed someone had written the word "penis" in tiny letters. She turned around, but couldn't find the guilty face. She quickly erased it and began her class. Tuesday, she was again greeted...

"I hate women"; I know hate seems like a strong word but that's the only emotion I feel towards them; then maybe disgust. I mean, what else can I feel when the woman I loved with all my heart for four years told me she never really loved me, and...

Element: Woman Symbol: WO Discoverer: Adam Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 Kg, may vary from 40 to 200 Kg Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas PHYSICAL PROPERTIES 1.   Surface usually covered with painted film. 2.   Boils at various...

This guy was out bear hunting, and came upon a stand of trees adjacent to a clearing, and thought it looked like a good place to lie in wait to see if a bear came by. Sure enough, after a short while, he caught sight of a bear lumbering through the...

Is Windows a Virus? No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do: 1)  They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that. 2) Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that. 3) Viruses...

America, Russia and Japan are sending up a two year shuttle mission with one astronaut from each country.  Since it's going to be two long, lonely years up there, each may bring any form of entertainment weighing 150 pounds or less. The American...