18+ Jokes
A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend.After having sex, she spent the next hour just rubbing his balls. Something she just loved to do.As he was enjoying it, he turned to...
The husband leans over and asks his wife, ''Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the...
Women are the best goalkeepers in the world because no matter what you do, the BALLS never go in.
God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of...
Daughter to father:Dad, there is something my boyfriend said to me, that I didnt understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper.Fathers...
One day, me, my Mum and my dad were watching a movie at home. In one of the scenes in the movie, the man tries to remove the bra off a woman. They were almost about to have s*x...
When I was young I decided to go to medical school.At the entrance exam, we were asked to rearrange the letters...PNEIS...And form the name of an important human body part which...
A secretary received an expensive pen from her boss as a birthday present. Later she sent a text to thank him. The boss's wife read the text first, became furious and packed out...
The couple had been married for only two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, can't wait to go out in town and party with his old buddies."Honey," he said to his new...