18+ Jokes

WIFE: Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather than briefs (pants)?DOCTOR: Yes, but you'll have an even better chance if he doesn't wear anything at all.

When I was young I decided to go to medical school.At the entrance exam, we were asked to rearrange the letters...PNEIS...And form the name of an important human body part which...

A secretary received an expensive pen from her boss as a birthday present. Later she sent a text to thank him. The boss's wife read the text first, became furious and packed out...

The couple had been married for only two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, can't wait to go out in town and party with his old buddies."Honey," he said to his new...

A man takes his wife to the zoo. They start heading down the alley that had cages filled with bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times...

Men at 25 play football.Men at 40 play tennis.Men at 60 play golf.Notice how as they grow older, their balls get smaller?

A man goes into a drugstore and asks the cashier for some condoms. The cashier asks, "What size?"The man replies, "Size? I didn't know they came in sizes.""Yes, they do," she says...

There were two brothers, older one, Kieron, and the younger brother Jason. One night Kieron decided to bring his girlfriend home to sleep by him. Kieron and Jason slept on a...

Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had smiled in her favor, as Jane had a gained substantial lead over her opponents. She even managed to win the...

There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked.The cucumber: "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up...