18+ Jokes

Armed robbers attacked an old nun and found nothing to take from her. The leader of the gang decided to have her instead. This dialogue ensued...LEADER: I am going to have sex...

A girl walks into a doctor's office. The doctor was awed by her beauty and all his professionalism goes right out the window.He tells her to sit. Then he starts to rub her thighs...

Akpos had a girlfriend who was stunningly attractive, and his girlfriend had a sister who was more attractive. Just a day before their wedding, Akpos visited his girlfriend, he...

DAUGHTER: I'm pregnant mumMUM: (Angry) How come?!DAUGHTER: It was an accident! MUM: You mean you were walking down the street and you fell on an erect penis?

A young lady comes out of a bus with her left breast showing. She actually walked down a whole mile. A police man sees her and calls her. "Madam,you do know I can arrest you for...

The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeing tour with a very rich illiterate African king who was a very important client. The client out of the blue...

Peter and Mary have been faithful to each other in their relationship. So one day a fairy visits them and ask them to make a wish each. So Mary begins, ''Make Peter's d**k smaller...

An old man, Mr Kwame, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Mercy asked if there was anything wrong. "Yes,...

DADDY: Say daddy!BABY: Mommy!DAD: Come on, say daddy!BABY: Mommy!DAD: F*ck you, say daddy!BABY: F*ck you, Mommy!MUM: Honey, I'm home!BABY: F*ck you!MUM: (shocked!) Who taught you...

Akpos and Okon in the office:OKON: Akpos, I have been attending night classes for five months now because I have exams next week.AKPOS: Oh!OKON: Do you know who is Graham Bell?...