General Jokes
KWAME: (reading from a book of facts) Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?AKPOS: Why don't you use a mouthwash?
Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing trousers?
A raunchy employer interviewed 3 female job hunters. And this is what happened:RAUNCHY EMPLOYER: What is the difference between the two lips you have?1ST GIRL: One is hairy and...
A woman goes to the clerk in a supermarket to purchase her foodstuffs.The clerk looks at her items and sees a carton of eggs, a gallon of milk, and a basket of tomatoes. He says...
Akpos and his wife were in bed watching TV. Akpos who was reading a newspaper, suddenly put his hand in wife's panties. His wife was a bit taken aback but responded positively....
After church on Sunday, the wife saw her husband sitting quietly in the garden. She got concerned and decided to ask him,"Hey darling, why are you sitting so quietly in the garden...
If you lost your key, don't bother just take whisKEY.If you are sick, you can take henneSICKWhen you are in pains, chamPAIN will do the trickYou can add yours below
A man runs into a bar and asks the bartender, "Give me ten shots of your best whiskey." The bartender sets up the ten glasses. The man starts drinking them as quickly as the...
A man entered a cab and the cab man asked him, "Where would you like to go, mister?"MAN: To the dentist. I need to check my eyes, I can't see a thing.
-Money is not everything. Theres also MasterCard and Visa.-One should love animals. They are tasty too.-Save water. Drink beer.-Studying is healthy. So leave it for the sick.-...