School Jokes

TEACHER: Did you finish your homework?JOHNNY: Did you finish marking my test? TEACHER: I have other children's tests to mark.JOHNNY: I have other teachers' homework to do.

SON: Dad, I'm tired of doing homework.FATHER: Now, son, hard work never killed anyone.SON: I know, but I don't want to be the first.

FATHER: Why did you get such a low score in that test?SON: I was Absent when they did the test.FATHER: You were absent on the day of the test?SON: No, but the boy who sits next to...

TEACHER: If a baby goose is known as "GOSLING" and a baby duck, "DUCKLING"... What is a baby HEN called?AKPOS: It's "HELEN" sir!

Dear MathematicsPlease, grow up soon and try to solve your own problems, Don't depend on others. Yours SincerelyA desperate Student

Akpos?? father accompanied him to his school graduation awards party. As they sat watching amidst loud ovations, the beneficiaries were called to the podium for their awards. The...

TEACHER: What did you write in your story?AKPOS: At the beginning, I wrote a man was riding a horse and at the end I wrote he reached his destination.TEACHER: You idiot, what did...

Kwala went to class late, so the teacher asked his, "Why are you late?" He told the Teacher, "I was dreaming of the Champions League semi-final match between Real Madrid and...

TEACHER: Why are you looking at Kwame's exam paper?AKPOS: Just looking if he got the answer right.

TEACHER: Kwame, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.KWAME: Me!