School Jokes

TEACHER: Why are you looking at Kwame's exam paper?AKPOS: Just looking if he got the answer right.

TEACHER: Kwame, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.KWAME: Me!

TEACHER: What should we do to keep the environment clean?STUDENT 1: We should put all rubbish in the binTEACHER: Good! Next person.STUDENT: Sir, we should stop schooling, so that...

In a Christian Religious Knowledge class...TEACHER: Which day is regarded as being holy when work should not be done?AKPOS: Holiday!

Akpos' father wanted him and his brother, Mike to get an A in their mathematics exam. So he employed a mathematics tutor to help them pass their exams.They did the exams and few...

TEACHER: Who can name one element in the periodic table?AKPOS: Menstruation.

One Stone Is Enough To Break A Glass......One Word Is Enough To Break A Heart......One Second Is Enough To Fall In Love......But Why is One Chapter not Enough To Pass Exams???

The teacher told her class the word of the day was "dictate" and asked who could spell it.George raised his hand and he spelled out, "d-i-k-t-a-t-e." The teacher said, "sorry that...

TEACHER: Akpos, complete this Bible verse, 'Many are called...'AKPOS: ...but few have the credit to call back'.

A small boy named Akpos lived in a village in Warri, Nigeria. None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, "...