School Jokes

TEACHER: Akpos, what sort of nutrient do you get from eating beans? AKPOS: Tear-gas sir.

Akpos brought his math's assignment to his father to solve. This is the conversation that ensued...FATHER: Akpos, supposing you have five bags each containing one million naira...

One day our Lecturer was discussing a particularly complicated concept in Physics. A pre-medical student rudely interrupted and ask, "Why do we have to learn this pointless...

[Rings] SON: Hello Mummy?MUM: I'm Coming to your school today.SON: Aah! Nooo! They are fighting in front of my school!MUM: I've passed your gate.SON: You've passed the school's...

TEACHER: What happens when two oceans meet?AKPOS: Nothing, they just wave.

In a mathematics class, the teacher wrote on the blackboard 8xy+3gy-14(18/3) = 3g-7yx. Then he called little Akpos and said, "Please Akpos come and solve this problem for us."...

TEACHER: Why did you bring a ROPE to the Exam hall?AKPOS: My dad told me to SKIP the questions I don't know.

TEACHER: What is the daughter of a chief called?AKPOS: Mischief.

One Stone Is Enough To Break A Glass......One Word Is Enough To Break A Heart......One Second Is Enough To Fall In Love......But Why is One Chapter not Enough To Pass Exams???

TEACHER: Today you'll give an example of a pronoun each and form a sentence with it. JOHN: HERTEACHER: Ok, your sentence? JOHN: Give her her book. It's hers. TEACHER: That's good...