18+ Jokes

A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next...

1. Everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B": blouse, bra, bikini, boobs; and lower body with a "P": pu**y, panties... No wonder men suffer from high BP!2. Before sex,...

Question: What did the penis say to the balls?Answer: You guys just hang around while I go inside.

I've you noticed:1. If you suck one nipple well the woman herself offers you the other one; This was the origin of "buy one get one free".2. Virginity is like a bubble; one prick...

A husband tries to leave the house at night but his wife stops him...WIFE: Where are you going to?HUSBAND: I'm going to the farm.WIFE: Going to the farm this night?! To do what?...

A man travelled to Brazil for the World Cup games. He went in search of a hotel room. He combed through all the town before he came by one. A woman also had the same problem,...

Mr and Mrs banda have 3 children, two girls and a boy- who was the youngest of the three. The two young ladies were being introduced to the world of partying at night which turned...

A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this small sandal shop.From inside, they heard...

A minister gave a talk to the Lions Club on sex. When he got home, he couldn't tell his wife that he had spoken about sex, so he said he had discussed horseback riding with the...

The following conversation took place between a pregnant woman and her doctor:WOMAN: Is it a boy or a girl?DOCTOR: I'm afraid it's a hermaphrodite.WOMAN: What does that mean?...