All Jokes

An Igbo man had no child, no money, no home and a blind mother. He prayed to God, and God, moved by his prayers, told him to make only one wish which will be granted! The Igbo man...

I called MTN's customer care number, a lady picked and we had this conversation.LADY: Hello, good evening, thanks for calling MTN customer care service, my name is Joy, what's...

A snail walks into a bar... SNAIL: Can I have a glass of milk BARTENDER: NO!!!And he throws the snail out of the bar. ONE MONTH LATER SNAIL: Hey! What was...

A little boy was in the bathroom with his mum. The boy asked, "What's that hairy thing, mummy?" She replied, "That is my sponge." "Oh yes," said the boy, "The help has got one too...

On Valentine's day, my girl will buy me;1 Boxers short = N1501 Perfume = N2001 Singlet = N150Total spent N500.But she will expect me to buy an Iphone 6, which cost N150,000, for...

Akpos' mother thoroughly beats his son for stealing. She asked, "Do you know where your stealing will lead you?""Akpos Replied, "Yes. The National Assembly."

The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe)When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them, because you do not know her source of...

1. Everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B": blouse, bra, bikini, boobs; and lower body with a "P": pu**y, panties... No wonder men suffer from high BP!2. Before sex,...

Just before hanging the prisoner, the judge asked the prisoner...JUDGE: What is your last wish?PRISONER: I want to update my Facebook Status as dead

OFFICER: Madam, swimming is restricted in this particular lake.LADY: Ok, but why didn't u tell me when I was removing my CLOTHES?OFFICER: Removing clothes is not restricted at all.