All Jokes
PHYSICS TEACHER: Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn't that wonderful?STUDENT: Yes sir, if he had been sitting in...
In a mental institution in Lagos, a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's driving a car. The nurse asks him, "Kwame what are you doing?" Kwame replies, "...
A man goes into a drugstore and asks the cashier for some condoms. The cashier asks, "What size?"The man replies, "Size? I didn't know they came in sizes.""Yes, they do," she says...
Which among these did you practice when you were young?1) Dip the bread in the tea?2) Mix the entire white rice and stew before eating.3) Crack a bone and suck out the marrow.4)...
l need you to answer the questions below...[1] Can one cry under water?[2] Do fish ever get thirsty?[3] Why don't birds fall off from trees when they are asleep?[4] Why is a house...
If TECNO could ping before NOKIA... Who told you that all your mates who started work before you would make it before you?If CIVIL DEFENSE could carry gun before ROAD SAFETY......
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says, "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiancee thinks I'm a virgin , but I lied. Is there anything...
In a biology class, the teacher asked a question... TEACHER: Microorganisms can't be seen with our two naked eyes but with what?AKPOS: With our two dressed eyes.
Men at 25 play football.Men at 40 play tennis.Men at 60 play golf.Notice how as they grow older, their balls get smaller?
A man standing on a ladder leaning on a 25 storey building was cleaning his window when suddenly his ladder slipped, as he was falling he was able to grab a pipe, so he started...