All Jokes

Why were males created before females?ANS: Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

A little boy, Akpos was attending his first wedding. After the service, his younger cousin Johnny asked him, "How many women can a man marry?""Sixteen." Akpos responded.Johnny was...

Akpos lived a carefree life and died, when he got to the heaven gates, Angel Michael told him he needs hundred points to pass through the gates of heaven, "So tell me all the good...

Michael's wife went missing, and being that everyone knew he and his wife win a big fight, he was accused of murdering and disposing her body. When witness after witness came...

Finally I had the courage to ask this sexy girl to be my girlfriend. She agreed on Condition that we are not going have sex, that her virginity is only for her future HUSBAND!Me...

When I was young I decided to go to medical school.At the entrance exam, we were asked to rearrange the letters...PNEIS...And form the name of an important human body part which...

Three scientist went on a discovery tour to the sea, a biologist, a physicist and a chemist. Reaching the sea, a very big ugly fish swam to the shore and then swim back into the...

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the...

In a class was an Agric teacher who asked this question:TEACHER: What's the botanical name of rice?STUDENT: OrisasativaTEACHER: Bright Idea. Give him what he deserves.(He's...

My daddy was never proud of me. One day he asked me, "How old are you?" I said, "I am five." He said, "When I was your age, I was six."