All Jokes
There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked.The cucumber: "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up...
Michael's wife went missing, and being that everyone knew he and his wife win a big fight, he was accused of murdering and disposing her body. When witness after witness came...
TEACHER: A person who have no hand is called?AKPOS: A HandicapTEACHER: A person who have no leg is called?AKPOS: A Legicap.
I am bad in ENGLISH but I can tell you that I LOVE YOU.I am bad in GEOGRAPHY but I can tell you that you LIVE in my HEART.I am bad in HISTORY but I can REMEMBER the FIRST TIME I...
Why were males created before females?ANS: Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
A little boy, Akpos was attending his first wedding. After the service, his younger cousin Johnny asked him, "How many women can a man marry?""Sixteen." Akpos responded.Johnny was...
Akpos lived a carefree life and died, when he got to the heaven gates, Angel Michael told him he needs hundred points to pass through the gates of heaven, "So tell me all the good...
My daddy was never proud of me. One day he asked me, "How old are you?" I said, "I am five." He said, "When I was your age, I was six."
Finally I had the courage to ask this sexy girl to be my girlfriend. She agreed on Condition that we are not going have sex, that her virginity is only for her future HUSBAND!Me...