All Jokes
When We Were Kids...1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper2. The owner of the ball decides who plays.3. Penalties were awarded only if injured player curses a lot.4. The match...
A White Man visited a Village in Southern Ghana and saw the people carrying blocks on their heads from a far distance to a building site, they were building a town hall. The White...
John was late to school...TEACHER: John why are you late?JOHN: I went to buy something for my mom.TEACHER: What could be so important that can't wait till the end of schoolJOHN:...
The following conversation ensued between a 70-year-old man and his wife:OLD MAN: Do you get jealous when I chase after young girls?WIFE: No. Even dogs chase after cars but they...
In an art class...TEACHER: Today's practical class is on Tie and Dye. Who can define the term tie and dye?JIMI: Tie and Dye can be defined as a hand method of producing patterns...
TEACHER: If 2x - 6 = 4, what is x?Akpos: An alphabet!
There was a long line of souls before the gate of Heaven and Hell. Waiting on line beside each other were two residents of Lagos city, a 'Danfo' (bus) driver and a pastor and they...
A husband and his wife had a quarrel...WIFE: Tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out from the other.HUSBAND: Tell a woman something, it goes in both ears and comes...
A woman goes to a prophet who tells her, "Prepare yourself for widowhood... Your husband is about to die a violent death."The woman takes a deep breath and replies, "Will I go to...
Premiership clubs in relation to studentsMan United is like a student who doesn't read throughout the semester but reads for exams and comes first at the end.Arsenal is the...