All Jokes
The following conversation ensued between a 70-year-old man and his wife:OLD MAN: Do you get jealous when I chase after young girls?WIFE: No. Even dogs chase after cars but they...
In an art class...TEACHER: Today's practical class is on Tie and Dye. Who can define the term tie and dye?JIMI: Tie and Dye can be defined as a hand method of producing patterns...
TEACHER: If 2x - 6 = 4, what is x?Akpos: An alphabet!
Who said that english is easy... fill in this blank with YES or NO...__________ I don't have a brain.__________ I don't have a sense__________ I am stupid
A husband and his wife had a quarrel...WIFE: Tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out from the other.HUSBAND: Tell a woman something, it goes in both ears and comes...
A woman goes to a prophet who tells her, "Prepare yourself for widowhood... Your husband is about to die a violent death."The woman takes a deep breath and replies, "Will I go to...
Premiership clubs in relation to studentsMan United is like a student who doesn't read throughout the semester but reads for exams and comes first at the end.Arsenal is the...
Now Lets iron out the matter below...Rolex wrist watches for 500k,Will it show me the time the trumpet will sound?Bathing soap for 40k, Will it wash away my sins and sorrows?...
A guy and his girlfriend wanted to commit suicide on the top of a 10 storey building so that God can officiate their wedding in heaven.The plan was to jump off the building at the...
A guy is in the hospital with two broken legs. The nurse comes in and tells him that there's good news and bad news. The guy asks for the bad news first. The nurse says, "We're...