All Jokes
GIRLFRIEND: Good morning sweetheart.BOYFRIEND: Good morning darling. (sending failed)GIRLFRIEND: Why don't you want to reply my message, don't you have my time?BOYFRIEND: I have...
Since 'our' president has declared his assets, it is very important that l also declare mine too and it goes thus:1. Four pencil trousers.2. 9 T-shirt.3. Akpos Jokes Websites 4....
We grew up with the following mentalities below...All soft drinks are called minerals.All Fathers took first position while at school.India beat nigeria 99-1 because the ball was...
The President of Nigeria, Goodluck Jonathan was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their...
A Road Safety Officer stopped me, collected a bribe of N5,000 and forgot his iPhone 6 inside my car. He has been calling and begging me to return his phone. He said he used his...
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had smiled in her favor, as Jane had a gained substantial lead over her opponents. She even managed to win the...
I always hated weddings because the elderly would come over and poke me saying "You're next." They stopped doing it when I started doing it to them at funerals.
A teacher was teaching in the class and was disappointed that her students couldn't catch up with what she was teaching. So she said...TEACHER: You are supposed to know this! You...
The following is a Whatsapp conversation between Akpos and a lady online...LADY: What car are you driving?AKPOS: A Mercedes Benz S ClassLADY: I feel so comfortable talking to you....