All Jokes

Here's a little advice to all who want long, happy marriages. Create a working formula on decision making and because you're the man and the head of the house, take decision on...

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man. "To show you how much we care for...

Every man has been commended by a woman after sex with these same words, "No one has ever made me feel the way you do." Now I wonder who the big liar is if they say that to every...

A loving couple was celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary, privately, at home with a couple of bottles of champagne. A bit tipsy and feeling very intimate the husband turns...

Husband to wife: "Darling, I have to confess to you that when Im having sex with you, I sometimes think about other women."WIFE: "I have a confession to make too sweetheart. When...

A young couple took their six-year-old son to the doctor.With some hesitations, they explained that although their little lovely son appeared to be in good health, they were...

My lawyer asked me "Why do you want to get a divorce?"I responded "My wife wasn't home the entire night and in the morning she said she spent the night at her sister's house."He...

The best way to kill a lady is to buy her a golden watch, expensive clothes, bangles, shoes, make ups and trousers then lock her up in a room without a mirror.

WIFE : Do you want dinner?HUSBAND: Sure, what are my choices?WIFE: Yes and no!

A girl and a guy were discussing. This was their following conversation...GIRL: Honey I want to share in your problems and pain.BOY: But I don't have any problem. GIRL: It's...