All Jokes
GIRL: It's about my study dear, my project is the major headache I'm having right now, all my mates have gone ahead of me in the project. I have spent 50k so far in the project,...
Patient: "Doctor, do you think that I shall live until I am ninety?" Doctor: "How old are you now?" Patient: "40" Doctor: "Do you drink, gamble, smoke, womanise or do you have any...
In an English class...TEACHER: Akpos, make a sentence with yam.AKPOS: I eat yam.TEACHER: Good Akpos. I need you to make the sentence longer.AKPOS: I eat yam...
Some Engineering Lecturers from the Obafemi Awolowo University were called for a meeting in London. They all met at the International Airport Lagos. While they were seated and...
When your ugly self ask...YOU: Mom, am I ugly?MOM: I told you not to call me mom in front of people!
Johnny goes up to a girl and says "hey baby what's up?"She says "I have a boyfriend", Johnny says "I have a math test".The girl looks up and says "What's that got to do with...
Coca Cola salesman returns from His middle East assignment. A friend asks, ''Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?''The salesman explained, "When I got in the middle east, I...
Akpos takes examinations for the drivers license for the fourth year in a row. The examiner asks him "So, youre running on the street. You have a mountain on your right and theres...
Mind how you offer your prayers as couples...HUSBAND: Father Lord, I pray for Mercy, I pray for Faith, I pray for Charity, Joy and Grace. Thank you Lord for bringing Joy, Grace,...