All Jokes
Akpos' wife was in the emergency room. She was having a baby. Few minutes later, the doctor came out and...DOCTOR: I've got good news and bad news. AKPOS: What happened doctor?...
TEACHER: What is an island?STUDENT: An island is a piece of land surrounded by water except in one place.TEACHER: What place is that?STUDENT: On top.
A child goes home and says to his mother, "Mom, I had sex with my teacher." The mum, angry, replies, "How could you?! Go up to your room and wait for your father!" A few hours...
My girlfriend isn't talking to me because apparently I "ruined" her birthday."What did you do?"Nothing. I didn't even know it was her birthday!
GIRL: It's about my study dear, my project is the major headache I'm having right now, all my mates have gone ahead of me in the project. I have spent 50k so far in the project,...
Patient: "Doctor, do you think that I shall live until I am ninety?" Doctor: "How old are you now?" Patient: "40" Doctor: "Do you drink, gamble, smoke, womanise or do you have any...
A curfew was declared in Lagos but some guys disobeyed the curfew by going out to watch a football match. While coming back, they were sighted by some Soldiers who told them they...
Men of the Nigerian Police Force Arrests a guy and they were checking his phone. At that moment of checking his phone, a text message comes in. It says, "Please, if you are coming...
When your ugly self ask...YOU: Mom, am I ugly?MOM: I told you not to call me mom in front of people!