All Jokes

The American police style:Investigate he's a thief till you find an evidence to catch him.The China police style:Chase the thief till he gets tired, then you catch him.The Arab...

I went for fasting in a friend's church. After a few minutes, I started feeling hungry. The girl on my right was eating fried fish while another girl on my left was having a drink...

During a robbery, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you."Everyone in the bank laid down quietly....

How A Guy Uses an ATM 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter PIN number and account 4. Take cash, card and receipt How A Woman Uses an ATM: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Check makeup in...

Kwame, a young banker, was summoned to the village by his parents for a very important meeting. When everybody had settled down, his father said, "Kwame, your mum and I have found...

Man returns home and screams out loudly..."Honey, pack your things, I've won a million dollars today!"Wife comes to the wardrobe and asks, "What kind of clothes should I take with...

A boy was reading with music playing beside his step-brother who was sleeping at a corner. When his step-mother came and saw him, she shouts angrily at him saying, ''WILL YOU PUT...

I caught my pastor drinking star in a bar which I often visit and shouted, ''What! Pastor you are supposed to be drinking drinks like Malt, Pepsi or Coke and not Star.'' The...

FATHER: Why did you get such a low score in that test?SON: I was Absent when they did the test.FATHER: You were absent on the day of the test?SON: No, but the boy who sits next to...

Three girls died and were brought to the gates of heaven. Upon entering the gate, they were halted by St. Peter and his obedient angel. St. Peter asked the girls, "Before entering...