All Jokes

Frank called his girlfriend, Kristina on phone, but unfortunately, her father, an Army General picked the call:GENERAL: Hello! May I know you?FRANK: Sorry I want to speak with...

An Igbo man had no child, no money, no home and a blind mother. He prayed to God, and God, moved by his prayers, told him to make only one wish which will be granted! The Igbo man...

I called MTN's customer care number, a lady picked and we had this conversation.LADY: Hello, good evening, thanks for calling MTN customer care service, my name is Joy, what's...

A guy meets a prostitute in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. Ive got a special game for you. Ill do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in...

A man visited a brothel and demanded to have sex with a virgin. His request was granted.The next day, he asked for a virgin and the same girl was offered to him, "How many sexual...

Akpos' mother thoroughly beats his son for stealing. She asked, "Do you know where your stealing will lead you?""Akpos Replied, "Yes. The National Assembly."

The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe)When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them, because you do not know her source of...

1. Everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B": blouse, bra, bikini, boobs; and lower body with a "P": pu**y, panties... No wonder men suffer from high BP!2. Before sex,...

Just before hanging the prisoner, the judge asked the prisoner...JUDGE: What is your last wish?PRISONER: I want to update my Facebook Status as dead

OFFICER: Madam, swimming is restricted in this particular lake.LADY: Ok, but why didn't u tell me when I was removing my CLOTHES?OFFICER: Removing clothes is not restricted at all.