All Jokes
Akpos' mother thoroughly beats his son for stealing. She asked, "Do you know where your stealing will lead you?""Akpos Replied, "Yes. The National Assembly."
The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe)When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them, because you do not know her source of...
1. Everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B": blouse, bra, bikini, boobs; and lower body with a "P": pu**y, panties... No wonder men suffer from high BP!2. Before sex,...
A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink.
WIFE: Honey!!! Where are you?!HUSBAND: Yeah baby! I'm in the toilet!WIFE: What are you doing in the toilet?HUSBAND: I'm cooking beans for dinner!
On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude theyll be flying, the expected arrival time...
Little Johnny comes home from sunday school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?" "But...
Tomorrow, Saturday, is Valentines Day, make sure you treat your wife/girlfriend well, take her to a movie then to a 5 star dinner and generally keep her happy.So on Sunday, the...
As the storm raged, the captain realized his ship was sinking fast. He called out, "Anyone here know how to pray?" One man stepped forward. "Aye, Captain, I know how to pray." "...