All Jokes
A man calls into the police station and says, "My wife is missing." The officer asks, "How long has she been gone?" "A month." "Why did you wait so long to report it?" "Well,...
MOTHER: There were 3 cookies in the jar yesterday and now there is only 1. How come?NAUGHTY KID: It was dark so I must have missed one.
The following below are some of the lies people update on Facebook...You buy some cheap underwear at a Bend-down-select under market (bootleg market) and on Facebook you write: I...
Kwame and one of his friend decided to apply for job at a mine that had just opened near them. After sitting in the waiting room for a while, his friend got called in for his...
TEACHER: If a baby goose is known as "GOSLING" and a baby duck, "DUCKLING"... What is a baby HEN called?AKPOS: It's "HELEN" sir!
A LETTER TO MR. PRESIDENT FROM THE BOYFRIENDS ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA (BAN).Dear Mr. President, In Light of the postponement of Elections yesterday by INEC, we the Boyfriends...
One man's marriage has gotten a bit dull, so he asks a friend if he has any ideas on how to add some excitement back to the marriage. "Well," his friend says, "you can always have...
One day a rich man dies and goes to heaven.St. Peter says, "Now Aliko, you have done some good things, and you have done some bad things. Now I am going to let you decide where...
During a wedding reception, the groom was called upon to give his vote of thanks to his guests and this is whathe came up with:1. I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty...
A man travelled to Brazil for the World Cup games. He went in search of a hotel room. He combed through all the town before he came by one. A woman also had the same problem,...