All Jokes
Akpos girlfriend found out that she was pregnant. She called Akpos on the phone...GIRLFRIEND: Honey, I've missed my period.AKPOS: Which one? MATHS OR ENGLISH?
If you were born on the 29th of FEBRUARY, I'm sorry to announce to you that there will be no birthday for you because this year FEBRUARY has just only 28 days. So until next year...
In a Christian Religious Knowledge class...TEACHER: Which day is regarded as being holy when work should not be done?AKPOS: Holiday!
They say milk gives strenght, so I drank five glasses and still couldn't move a wall. But when I drank 13 shots of vodka, I saw the wall moved by itself.Which one is stronger?
There's something funny about a casket (coffin); the man that made the casket sold it. The man that bought the casket did not need it. The dead man they put in the casket did not...
The following conversation took place between a pregnant woman and her doctor:WOMAN: Is it a boy or a girl?DOCTOR: I'm afraid it's a hermaphrodite.WOMAN: What does that mean?...
How I Took My Girl To Her Room To Show Her My Thing...It was around 6am in the morning, she was sitting alone in the verandah when I came. The compound was empty. Everyone had...
PASTOR: Do you agree to change your Facebook Status from Single to Married? MAN: Yes! WOMAN: Yes! PASTOR: Congratulations! Your profile has been updated successfully. You are now...
Julius rushed to the emergency room in an hospital with his finger which had been shot."How did this happen?" The doctor asked."I was trying to commit suicide!" Julius said."...
He told you that you are the only flower in his garden. Why don't you ask him that which garden has only one flower.