All Jokes
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.She opened it, slammed it shut, and...
One day, my chinese friend was sick and was admitted to a hospital. The next day, I visited my chinese friend in the hospital. He just kept saying "CHIN YU YAN" repeatedly until...
A raunchy employer interviewed 3 female job hunters. And this is what happened:RAUNCHY EMPLOYER: What is the difference between the two lips you have?1ST GIRL: One is hairy and...
PETER: James, why did you stop coming to my house?JAMES: Your grandma said she has a crush on me! PETER: And then what happened?JAMES: I forgot the road to your house.
TEACHER: If a fool at 40 is a fool forever, what was he before 40?AKPOS: A fool on probation.
JOHN: I have the perfect son. KELVIN: Does he smoke? JOHN: No, he doesn't. KELVIN: Does he drink? JOHN: No, he doesn't. KELVIN: Does he ever come home late? JOHN: No, he doesn't....
When I was Younger:I'd put my arms in my shirt and tell people I lost my arms.I would restart the video game whenever I knew I was going to lose.I had that one pen with four...
If you lost your key, don't bother just take whisKEY.If you are sick, you can take henneSICKWhen you are in pains, chamPAIN will do the trickYou can add yours below
A girl was crying bitterly.MOM: What happened dear?DAUGHTER: Mom do I look like a wicked witch?MOM: No!DAUGHTER: Are my eyes big as toad?MOM: No!DAUGHTER: Is my nose flat?MOM: No...
A husband comes home drunk...HUSBAND: My dear, its like the light in the toilet is now automatic.WIFE: What happened?HUSBAND: When I opened the door, the light came on...