All Jokes

Africans be like:My name is Menzo Tony Nnamdi, but you can call me MTNMy name is Bisola Belinda Mayowa, but just call me BBMMy name is Katleho Lefa Maletsatsi, but just call KLMMy...

Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what hed like to eat. "Ill have some fuckin bread," he says. The mother is...

A fight between a Rich man and a Poor man.RICH MAN: You're a fool!POOR MAN: You are an idiot sir.RICH MAN: I'm gonna make sure you rot in jail!POOR MAN: It's a lie jooor, I'm...

One day, Akpos was invited for a dinner by one of his pals. On getting there, he was ushered to the ready made table where he sat. He was delighted to see a big roast pig in front...

AKPOS: I'm dreaming to be rich... Just like my father.MUSA: Is ur father rich?AKPOS: No, he's dreaming too.

My neighbour's kid, Emma, a very disrespectful and rude boy came to me one sunny afternoon with a new G.shock watch on his wrist.EMMA: Uncle Mutiu, do you know the name of my...

Children were lined up in the cafeteria of a christian school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. Someone had written a note and placed it next to the...

Africans are just too religious. You ask someone in an elevator, "Are you going down?" And they'll be like, "God Forbid! I am going up in Jesus name, Amen!"

A guy has a talking dog. He brings it to a talent scout. "This dog can speak English," he claims to the unimpressed agent. "Okay, Sport," the guys says to the dog, "whats on the...

Lady on phone, "Is that a police station? A man has entered my house and he is molesting me right now!... Can you... Aaaaaaah! Aaaaaaah! Awwwwww! Oooooooh! Yeaaahhh! Arrest him...