All Jokes
1. It makes some people religious by saying: "Oh my God, Yes Lord!" 2. It gives some people their first musical lessons: "Mmmm, aaaaah, ooooo, asssshhh. lalala" 3. Makes some...
A woman walked into a hospital with her 2 year old daughter. Walking into the doctor's office, the woman said, "Doctor my daughter is 2 years, she cant sit, talk or walk!" Another...
A conversation between Sergeant Akpos and his superior commanding Officer.COMMANDING OFFICER: Sergeant Akpos!AKPOS: Yes Sir!COMMANDING OFFICER: We are transferring you from Lagos...
TEACHER: if I give u four balls of doughnut (puff-puff) in your hand, and I collect all of them back from you, what will be left in your hand?AKPOS: Oil now.
One day our Lecturer was discussing a particularly complicated concept in Physics. A pre-medical student rudely interrupted and ask, "Why do we have to learn this pointless...
AKPOS: Guy what's up? How are you doing?KWAME: (No reply)AKPOS: Hope you are doing great?KWAME: (no reply)AKPOS: How is life?KWAME: (no reply)AKPOS: You remembered those babes we...
Below is how Nigerian Churches will become in 2030:PASTOR: Praise the Lord.CONGREGATION: Halleluyah! PASTOR: Can we please turn our iPads and Kindle Bibles to Exodus 20:1. When...
A soldier was given a three-day leave to attend to his newly wedded wife but on getting home, he realised that his wife was in her menstrual period. So he decided to send a...
WIFE: Sweety, how many girls did you date before you met me?HUSBAND: (quiet)WIFE: (5 minutes later) Sweety, I asked you a question!HUSBAND: Will you just keep quiet and let me...
TEACHER: Children, can you tel me the pet animals you have in your house? RICHARD: I have a dog and a cat SHARON: I have a gold fish in an aquarium and...