All Jokes
A conversation ensued between Akpos and his wife after one of their neighbours died:AKPOS: Do you know that Mr. Benson at the next street died last week?WIFE: Yes, I know.AKPOS:...
Akpos was staring at Cynthia's throughout the English class. He was startled when she showed up beside him when the class was over... he taught maybe she had come to warn him to...
When I came back this evening from work, I saw a Ghana must go' bag a few meters away from my house. Two girls were standing over it. The first girl said, Ahh! Its money o! Look...
Conversation between a pastor and an old woman:PASTOR: Repent for the kingdom of God is at hand. Because if you don't, hell await those who don't repent, where there will be...
Comparison between entertainment reality shows and educational shows:Big Brother Africa sponsored by Coca-Cola: $300,000 (N48m).Maltina Dance: N10 million.MTN Project Fame: N7....
A group of fathers are sitting around talking about their teenage daughters. One dad says, "I think my 16 year old is smoking; I found an empty cigarette pack under her bed." All...
Nkechi goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Nkechi waves her...
Akpos stopped by the corner provision store and read the following list to the shop attendant:10 pounds sugar at N1.25 per gram4 pounds coffee at N1.50 per gram2 pounds butter at...
TEACHER: What happens when two oceans meet?AKPOS: Nothing, they just wave.