All Jokes
Comparison between entertainment reality shows and educational shows:Big Brother Africa sponsored by Coca-Cola: $300,000 (N48m).Maltina Dance: N10 million.MTN Project Fame: N7....
A group of fathers are sitting around talking about their teenage daughters. One dad says, "I think my 16 year old is smoking; I found an empty cigarette pack under her bed." All...
JUDGE TO CHILD: Do you want to live with your mother?CHILD: NoJUDGE: Why?CHILD: She beats me.JUDGE: Okay, so you want to live with dad?CHILD: No.JUDGE: Why not?CHILD: He beats me...
Kwame began a job as a primary school counsellor and she was eager to help. One day during recess (break time) he noticed a boy standing by himself on one side of a playing field...
AKPOS: Those bisexuals are very funny o. KWAME: Yes o! How can you sleep with the same sex and the opposite sex at the same time. Can they just choose one sex gender to sleep with...
A conversation ensued between Akpos and his wife after one of their neighbours died:AKPOS: Do you know that Mr. Benson at the next street died last week?WIFE: Yes, I know.AKPOS:...
Below is the CV of a prospective job seeker of his CV.CURRYCOLOM VITAL NAME: Don Frank Igho aka THE KILLERSEX: 3-4 times a weekJENDER: MailMARINTAL STARTOS: Polygamous...
Santa went to a doctor and asked, "What is your fees for visiting a patient's home?"The Doctor replied, "$300."The Doctor took his bike. Santa sat behind him and reached a house....
AKPOS: Lord, how Long is a thousand years to You?GOD: A second. AKPOS: How much is a million dollars to You?GOD: A penny. AKPOS: Lord, I have a request!GOD: What is it Son?, Ask...
There was once a hat seller who passed through the forest. The weather was very hot and he decided to take a nap under one of the trees, so he left his whole basket of hats by the...
