All Jokes

Akpos and his friend falls down a hole.HIS FRIEND: Its dark in here.AKPOS: I don't know, I can't see!

TEACHER: Children, can you tel me the pet animals you have in your house? RICHARD: I have a dog and a cat SHARON: I have a gold fish in an aquarium and...

There's a reason to read the Bible. If your Generator is malfunctioning; read GENESIS. If you have problems with calculations; read NUMBERS. If you want to stop taking herbs; read...

I'm tired of all these Dettol advertisements. My younger brother who is just 5 years old carries Dettol in his pocket anywhere he goes. He pours Dettol in the toilet before using...

Two lunatics, Akpos and Angelina escaped from a psychiatric home. Only few blocks away from the psychiatric home, Akpos asked Angelina...AKPOS: Where are we heading to?ANGELINA:...

TEACHER: If a=b and b=c then a=c. Who can give us a literal example of this mathematical statement?AKPOS: Ma, I love you and its obvious enough you love your daughter, so I love...

Akpos was preparing for his A Levels Mathematics Examination. The more he studied, the more he seemed not to understanding a thing. he consulted Angelina for help.AKPOS: Baby, I'...

Yesterday, I sold my phone and I used some of the money to buy a China Phone. Now I'm in a bigger trouble!1. When a fine lady walks by, the phone will show, "WiFi On".2. The phone...

There is a South-African man, a Nigerian man, and a Ghanaian man on a plane that is too heavy to fly and they are about to crash. They each have to throw something off the plane...

When I was a kid, my dad bought a new car and drove us to church one Sunday. It was a prophetic service and our pastor was being used by God that day to deliver people from...