All Jokes
You see a lady crying profusely, and you try be a gentleman.YOU: Please stop crying ma'am. Tell me. What's the problem? LADY: My Dad sees me as a FAILURES. YOU: (in your mind) I...
In a Physics class...TEACHER: Our topic for today is Elasticity. Who among you can define Elasticity...
UNICEF RESEARCHER: Doctors world over recommend that babies are breastfed exclusively in their first 6 months of life, but Male babies, unlike the obedient female babies, disobey...
"Daddy," said a six-year-old boy, "I'd like to get married.""Sure, son." said his father. "Anyone special in mind?""Yes," answered the boy. "Grandma. Shes nice.""Now, wait a...
The teacher asked Akpos, "Why is your cat at school today Akpos?" Akpos replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Akpos leaves...
INVIGILATOR: Why did you write the formulas on your hand?AKPOS: My teacher told us that Formulas must be at your Finger Tips.
An engineering student is walking along when a fellow student arrives on a new bicycle. Impressed, he asks, "Where did you get this beautiful bicycle?""Well," the second...
Akpos talking to his wife, Cynthia:CYNTHIA: I'm I beautiful? AKPOS: Yes! CYNTHIA: I'm I smart? AKPOS: Yes! CYNTHIA: I'm I one in a million? AKPOS: Yes! CYNTHIA: Why are you just...
MOTHER: How was your exams?SON: It was fine Mum.MOTHER: I am very sure you cleared all the questions.SON: Yes Mum! They gave me questions I don't understand so I also gave them...
The following conversation ensued between Akpos and Cynthia:CYNTHIA: I hate my bank!AKPOS: Why?CYNTHIA: They've been frustrating all day. I was in the bank all day trying to...