All Jokes

MUM: Akpos, why are you crying? AKPOS: I've hurt my finger. MUM: When? AKPOS: Half an hour ago. MUM: I didn't hear you crying then. AKPOS: No, I thought you were out.

LADY: Akpos, no sex for now, I'm mourning my late husband.AKPOS: That's why I'm wearing a black condom. So open your legs and accept my condolence.

A father decided to take his son abroad to learn English because it has proven to be impossible in Nigeria. He took him to a language school in UK and demanded that the school...

Dear Tech Support:Last year, I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and...

1. If your boyfriend/girlfriend always tells you, "baby, beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder" he/she is lying, some beauty are so obvious, everybody sees it, not the beholder...

According to a news report, a certain private school in Nairobi recently was faced with a unique problem.A number of senior secondary school girls were beginning to use lipstick...

My wife opened the front door to find the rose petals I'd sprinkled on the floor. They led her down the hallway, into the lounge, round the sofa, back out again and into the...

BOSS: How come you sold 20 bundles of recharge cards worth N15,000 for N1,500? I need an explanation!AKPOS: Sir, I did not sell 20 bundle of recharge cards for N1,500.BOSS: (...

A pick pocket was up in court for a series of petty crimes. The judge said, "Mr. Akpos, you are hereby fined N1000." The lawyer stood up and said, "Thanks, my Lord, however my...

TEACHER: Who can tell us a Touching Story?Akpos raised his hands.TEACHER: Ok Akpos, go on.AKPOS: One day, I was coming back from the farm, suddenly a girl blocked my way, I...