All Jokes

BOY: What's in between your legs? GIRL: Hell. What about you, what's in between your legs?BOY: The devil.

Akpos, a father of five, won a toy at a raffle. He was confused on which of his kid he will give the toy. So he decides to call them, "Who is the most obedient?" he asks "Who...

A man went to a neighbourhood doctor for a medical test, the doctor told him that he has a low sperm count. But the man was adamant. He said, "Doctor, I can't have low sperm count...

If ladies were banks: The tall slim ones will be called -- Skye bank The robust and spacious ones -- Oceanic bank The ones that move from one relationship to another --...

Akpos got 0% marks in an exam and was surprised because all his answers were seemingly correct!The questions and answers below: Q.1- In which battle did Usman Dan Fodio Die?Ans.-...

A fat chicken cat walked past a ram tied to a tree during this Sallah. The chicken greeted the Ram jestfully, saying: "Bros I dey hail o, happy Sallah." And the Ram replied the...

Two guys are moving about in a Shoprite supermarket when their carts collide. One says to the other, "I'm sorry. I was looking for my wife." "What a coincidence, so am I, and I'm...

Akpos married one of a pair of identical twins. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for divorce."Tell the court why you want a divorce," the judge said."Well, Your...

TEACHER: Akpos spell ORANGE? AKPOS: Which one? The colour or the fruit?

AKPOS: Sweetheart, I am GEJ HELEN: Youre kidding? Our president is GEJ (Goodluck Ebele Jonathan) AKPOS: I mean, I am GEJ - GOING ON AN EMERGENCY JOURNEY! HELEN: (smiling) Oh!...