All Jokes
One day at the LUTH Hospital in Lagos, a man suspected of having a contagious disease is lying in bed with a mask over his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his...
TEACHER: I assume that Nigeria will one day be corruption free. What tense is it?AKPOS: Future Impossible Tense!
A guy is woken one night by noises coming from his backyard. He gets up and looks through the window and spots two burglars helping themselves to his gardening equipment. The man...
Reasons why you must own the new iPhone6 which costs about N458,000 ($3,000):You can email your ancestors, detect the dreaded Ebola and ping your village deity.If you hold the...
TEACHERS wish you are born stupid. AUTO-MOBILE ENGINEERS wish your car breaks down.DOCTORS wish you are sick.CASKET MAKERS wish you dead.DENTISTS wish you have teeth decay....
A letter sent by this woman to her family:"Dear family,I have a husband I can't trust! He cheats so much! I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his!"
AKPOS DAD: A little bird told me you're doing drugs.AKPOS: You're talking with birds and I'm the one doing drugs?!
A lady dozed off in church during a sermon when the preacher decided to switch the topic. Suddenly, the lady snapped out of her slumber and jumped to her feet. She noticed that...
MOTHER: Apkos, can you please clean the fish I bought from the market? AKPOS: WTF?! MOTHER: What do you...
A man, who just got tested of HIV called his mom: MAN: Mom, I have tested positive.MOTHER: HAAA! Don't come back home my son, DO NOT COME BACK HOME!MAN: Why mom, I'm still your...