All Jokes

KWAME: Akpos, why do you keep the door open anytime you are having your bath? AKPOS: Because I'm scared someone might see me naked through the keyhole.

The difference between foreign advice and Nigerian adviceFOREIGN PAGE:Hello, My name is Kathy Moss , Im from UK. I love my husband so much and I do anything to please him in bed....

Museum administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you've broken. Akpos: Thank God. I thought it was a new one.

One day, a Rabbit was running around the forest happily when he saw a giraffe smoking marijuana, "Hey" he said to the giraffe, "why do you do this to yourself my friend? Just run...

A young boy met a very rich business man and asked him, "Sir, what is the secret of your success?" The businessman replied, "Boy, you have to use your number 6 in 6 ways." The boy...

My girlfriend paid me a visit last week Friday. When she went to the bathroom to shower, her phone rang, I looked and saw TU-FACE calling. I didn't say a word. A few minutes later...

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "TWO PROSTITUTES --$50.00." A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd...

A man got drunk and came home very late. He sat on the door step for thirty (30) minutes trying to figure out what to tell his harsh and super strict wife the reason for his...

Akpos was in church one day when the pastor said, "Put your right hand in your right pocket. Whatever you see, give to the lord as a seed!"Akpos did so and the only N3000 left...

The following conversation took place between Akpos and his mum on a Sunday afternoon:MUM: Akpos what were you taught at Sunday school today?AKPOS: How the Israelis crossed the...