All Jokes

A conversation between Akpos and Emeka:AKPOS: Emeka. Please, give me your phone, I want to call my girlfriend. I don't have credit in mine.EMEKA: (hands phone to Akpos) No problem...

Two grandfathers sit in the bench under the tree. One grandpa said to other, Khumalo, now I am 73 old and sick a lot. You are about the same age, does the same things happen to...

Akpos was in a gym one day pumping his muscles but he was continuously distracted by a hot chick who was equally exercising in the gym. Akpos decided to call the trainer aside and...

A girl realized that she had grown hair in between her legs. She got worried and asked her mother about it. Her mother calmly said, "That part where hair has grown is called...

A girl falls down from the 80th floor of a construction company, but fortunately for her, a young boy was on hand at the 65th floor to catch her. He asks her, "Will you hug me for...

That was how akpos wasn't listening in a science class and after much endurance, the lady teacher decided to question him...TEACHER: Akpos, name just one element on the periodic...

A bank manager held a meeting with his staffs because some news has been delivered from the HEADQUARTERS. The conversation goes thus;MANAGER: A bad news and good news from the HQ...

A Scotsman, an American, and a Nigerian were in a bar. They were having a good time and all agreed that the bar they were was a nice place. Then the Scotsman says, "Aye, this is...

A thief was about to steal in a corner shop in a notorious suburb (the suburb is notorious for viciously beating thieves and other criminals to a pulp) of Lagos state, but...

The World Dictionary Union has just released some new words into the dictionary. Here are some of the new words below;Enyeama = save England = unluckySuarez = biteSpain =...