All Jokes

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock at the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's 3:30 in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he...

The Nigerian army was losing a lot of personnels in the war and desperately needed more people to fill their rank and files to fight the war. So one of the top officers approached...

Akpos went for his heart surgery, having earned enough money through his pay-off after his retirement. The following conversation follows...AKPOS: Doctor, I'm so scared, I've...

The story is told of a woman walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. The amazed woman...

Akpos strolls into his father's bedroom to catch him sliding on a condom. His father quickly adjusts and bends over pretending to look under the bed."What are you looking for dad...

A girl realized that she had grown hair in between her legs. She got worried and asked her mother about it. Her mother calmly said, "That part where hair has grown is called...

A girl falls down from the 80th floor of a construction company, but fortunately for her, a young boy was on hand at the 65th floor to catch her. He asks her, "Will you hug me for...

That was how akpos wasn't listening in a science class and after much endurance, the lady teacher decided to question him...TEACHER: Akpos, name just one element on the periodic...

A bank manager held a meeting with his staffs because some news has been delivered from the HEADQUARTERS. The conversation goes thus;MANAGER: A bad news and good news from the HQ...

A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded: "If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!" The wife replied: "My dear, if it...