All Jokes
EKAETTE: Any difference between Confidence and Secret? AKPOS: I married you; that's Confidence. Mama Rukewe, your cousin is my first wife; that's Secret.
A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself."You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror...
There were two old guys, Akpos and Emeka, sitting on a bench outside Emeka's house and talking about football, just like they did every day. Akpos turns to Emeka and says, "Do you...
A famous prostitute died. People were confused as to what should be written on her grave. Finally, on the advice of a wise man, they wrote: AT LAST SHE SLEPT ALONE!
These are the six familiar signs to identify ugly girls:1. An Ugly girl will tag 100 people in a picture and still get two likes on Facebook (probably from her family members).2....
As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.He asks if you're afraid and you shake...
A man was on the side of the Ibadan express road hitch hiking (waving down cars) on a very dark and cloudy night. The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so...
TEACHER: "I killed a person", convert it to future tense.AKPOS: The future tense is, "You will go to jail".
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He finally went to a doctor, and was fitted with excellent new hearing aids. He returned a month later for...
A sweet little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's sex?"So, her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the...