All Jokes
A young boy met a very rich business man and asked him, "Sir, what is the secret of your success?" The businessman replied, "Boy, you have to use your number 6 in 6 ways." The boy...
Akpos strolls into his father's bedroom to catch him sliding on a condom. His father quickly adjusts and bends over pretending to look under the bed."What are you looking for dad...
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "TWO PROSTITUTES --$50.00." A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd...
A man got drunk and came home very late. He sat on the door step for thirty (30) minutes trying to figure out what to tell his harsh and super strict wife the reason for his...
Akpos was in church one day when the pastor said, "Put your right hand in your right pocket. Whatever you see, give to the lord as a seed!"Akpos did so and the only N3000 left...
The following conversation took place between Akpos and his mum on a Sunday afternoon:MUM: Akpos what were you taught at Sunday school today?AKPOS: How the Israelis crossed the...
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock at the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's 3:30 in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he...
The Nigerian army was losing a lot of personnels in the war and desperately needed more people to fill their rank and files to fight the war. So one of the top officers approached...
Akpos went for his heart surgery, having earned enough money through his pay-off after his retirement. The following conversation follows...AKPOS: Doctor, I'm so scared, I've...