All Jokes
A man got drunk and came home very late. He sat on the door step for thirty (30) minutes trying to figure out what to tell his harsh and super strict wife the reason for his...
That was how akpos wasn't listening in a science class and after much endurance, the lady teacher decided to question him...TEACHER: Akpos, name just one element on the periodic...
A bank manager held a meeting with his staffs because some news has been delivered from the HEADQUARTERS. The conversation goes thus;MANAGER: A bad news and good news from the HQ...
A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded: "If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!" The wife replied: "My dear, if it...
One day, a woman asked her son, Akpos to call her husband to ask him what he wanted her to cook for dinner. After the sixth time the boy complained to his mother that a female...
A conversation between Akpos and Emeka:AKPOS: Emeka. Please, give me your phone, I want to call my girlfriend. I don't have credit in mine.EMEKA: (hands phone to Akpos) No problem...
Two grandfathers sit in the bench under the tree. One grandpa said to other, Khumalo, now I am 73 old and sick a lot. You are about the same age, does the same things happen to...
Akpos was in a gym one day pumping his muscles but he was continuously distracted by a hot chick who was equally exercising in the gym. Akpos decided to call the trainer aside and...
A girl realized that she had grown hair in between her legs. She got worried and asked her mother about it. Her mother calmly said, "That part where hair has grown is called...
A girl falls down from the 80th floor of a construction company, but fortunately for her, a young boy was on hand at the 65th floor to catch her. He asks her, "Will you hug me for...