All Jokes
One day in Lagos at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman named Tina, who was wearing a tight leather skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get...
While doing a vasectomy (birth control surgery), the doctor slipped and cut off one of the mans balls. To avoid a huge malpractice suit, he decides to replace the missing ball...
I went to the supermarket to pick something to eat and as I was walking down the isle, I noticed this man staring at me. I looked at him and kept walking to the front counter to...
Akpos goes over to see his neighbour who has a very ferocious-looking dog.As Akpos approaches the door, the dog begins to bark wildly and his neighbour says to him, "Come on in,...
TEACHER: Akpos, what's the opposite of transparent? AKPOS: Transchildren!
A girl was with her father when he saw her boyfriend coming. GIRL: Have you come to collect your book titled "DADDY IS HOME?" by Ngozi Okafor. BOY: No, I want that our hymns...
A four year old girl walks in while her father is dressing in the bedroom. She looks at his privates and points at his ??? and ask, "Dad! What's that thing between your legs?" The...
Three boys are in the school playground bragging on how great their fathers are. The first one says, "Well, my father is the fastest, he fires an arrow and gets there before it....
The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "Akpos, why has your school work been so poor lately...
At bedtime one night, the wife became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders, the small of her back...