All Jokes

GIRL: Baby I'm wet.BOY: Want a toilet roll?GIRL: No, I want more than that.BOY: Want 2 toilet rolls?GIRL: No, baby I want something big and roundBoy: Damn! You want the whole roll...

FATHER: Now son, be good while I'm away.SON: OK Dad. I'll be good for ten dollars.FATHER: That's too much son! When I was your age, I was good for nothing!

Girl invited her boyfriend over for dinner at her home, so that he could meet her parents. While they were eating, it started raining heavily. The girls mother said: Akpos, I...

Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options. One was an alcoholic, one was a chain smoker, and one was a homosexual. The doctor, addressing...

Queen Elizabeth, Barrack Obama and Goodluck Jonathan went to hell fire. The Queen ask the devil to allow her make a phone call to London to know the welfare of her people. She...

RACISM is when a white BB Bold 6 cost more than a black BB Bold 6. NEMESIS is when you submit your answer sheet with your expo inside. LONG THROAT is when you take a girl out on a...

John hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of my life between the legs of my wife!" That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night. He went home and...

A lady and Akpos were having drinks at the bar. Later that night the woman whispered to Akpos, "LET'S GO TO MY PLACE". So they left. At the woman's place they started kissing and...

A middle aged guy and his teenage daughter were riding a motor bike and taking a shortcut through a darkened park when they were stopped by a gang of armed robbers. They searched...

A Ugandan who goes to the the bank with a spanner to open a bank account.A Nigerian who removes his shoes to enter a taxi.A Kenyan who went to bed with a ruler just to know how...