All Jokes
TAKE AWAY SLAPWhen someone gives you a dirty slap, and all you can do is hold your face and walk away.RESOUNDING SLAPThis is after you are hit, you keep on hearing some funny...
Husband sends an SMS message to his wife:"Honey, I got hit by a car outside of the office. CYNTHIA brought me to the Hospital. They have been making tests and taking X-rays. The...
Akpos returns a missing purse to the owner in a market. The lady was so grateful but when she looked inside, she got confused and said, "But I had just a single note of a thousand...
Akpos and his son were listening to a radio broadcast. Eventually, the son looked at his dad and said, "Papa! These people are making a very big mistake." Akpos asked him, "Son....
A farmer caught a thief who had been stealing his yam and decided to drag him to the village square.Half way to the square, the thief said to the man, "Please, I have forgotten my...
The Useless Person:One who loves the smell of his own farts.The Friendly Person:One who loves the smell of other people's farts.The Proud Person:One who thinks his farts are...
A prisoner escapes from his Pretoria prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it. He finds a young couple in bed. He gets the...
A 90 year old man, who married an 18 year old young girl, went to see a doctor:OLD MAN: My 18 year wife is pregnant, your opinion doctor?DOCTOR: OK. Let me tell you a story. A...
A guy on a date in a brand new Range Rover Evoque, riding with his babe.GUY: I've been hiding a secret from you and I think you will break this relationship if I tell you.GIRL:...
Top 12 Patience Jonathan's English Blunders:1. My husband and Sambo is a good people.2. The President was once a child and the senators were once a CHILDREN.3. My fellow widows. (...