All Jokes
A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and explaining the phenomenon of mixed emotions. The husband turned to his wife and said, Honey, that is a...
Akpos and his best friend Eazy sat in the exam room to write their final year exam. Eazy had studied very well for the paper while Akpos had not. This is what went on between them...
Two friends smoked weed...One went behind a tree, removed all his clothes and came back to his friend naked! He stood in front of his friend and asked, "How do I look in my new...
A girl was passing by and saw her boyfriend, Akpos standing by the ATM. She immediately hid and sent a romantic text to him, "Honey if you are sleeping right now, send me your...
Three Americans and three Nigerians were travelling by a train to a conference. At the station, the three Americans bought tickets each and watched as the three Nigerians bought...
Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain Akpos welcoming you on board of Dana Airlines. We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad...
It's really not too difficult but. To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:1. a friend2. a companion3. a lover4. a brother5. a father6. a master7. a chef8. an electrician9....
A family was seated for supper in the dining room. The son, asks his dad "Dad, how many types of breasts are there?" His dad, who looked completely shocked, mistakenly swallowed...
PASTOR: Poverty is a disease, you have to fight poverty. Akpos got up and started walking out of the church. PASTOR: Sir, why...
EMEKA: You are a fool Akpos! You don't know anything!AKPOS: Hahan Emeka! It's a lie!EMEKA: It's true! I will prove it. If you see two rays of light on the road at night, what will...
