All Jokes

A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador retriever dog between them. The first...

My girlfriend told me it's over between us, I thought about it and decided that life without her is meaningless, so Idecided to kill myself.I drank Lacasera wit Suya but nothing...

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked, "Is my time up?' God...

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, Honey, my hands are...

Nigeria is the most unique country on earth:Where our mothers use ice cream bowls to store pepper in the fridge.Where ladies dont accept flowers for valentine or birthday.Where...

Look right and left for vehicles and bike riders aka okada. Look above for planes and down for a bomb. Look sideways and backward for kidnappers.Hold your handbag tightly and...

A man was driving his taxi from Port- Harcourt to Lagos. He had a sticker in the car that says, ''He will give his angels charge over me.''By the time he got to Warri, he was...

Dear SweetheartsThe Fifa World Cup is close by, so let me give you a few rules that will help us during the months of June and July:1. The remote control belongs to me for the...

A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and explaining the phenomenon of mixed emotions. The husband turned to his wife and said, Honey, that is a...

Akpos and his best friend Eazy sat in the exam room to write their final year exam. Eazy had studied very well for the paper while Akpos had not. This is what went on between them...