All Jokes

A girl was passing by and saw her boyfriend, Akpos standing by the ATM. She immediately hid and sent a romantic text to him, "Honey if you are sleeping right now, send me your...

Three Americans and three Nigerians were travelling by a train to a conference. At the station, the three Americans bought tickets each and watched as the three Nigerians bought...

An 8 year old son asks her dad, "What's the difference between 'Potential' and 'reality?'"Dad turns to wife, "Would you sleep with Barrack Obama for $1 million?'' Wife answers, "...

Two guys are stranded in the desert dying of thirst. As they're walking along they see a little hut. They run up to it and knock on the door. This big, fat, hairy, smelly, ugly,...

There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day. As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any panties. He then calls the girl...

PASTOR: Poverty is a disease, you have to fight poverty. Akpos got up and started walking out of the church. PASTOR: Sir, why...

One day, a woman fried an egg for her husband:HUSBAND: I wanted it boiled!WIFE: I'm sorry honey.The next day, she boils an egg;HUSBAND: Oh no! I wanted it fried!WIFE: Sorry honey....

A stressed man was thinking deeply in his office about all his problems, when suddenly a man rushed into his office and shouted, "AKPOS! AKPOS! Your daughter just had an accident...

TEACHER: Akpos, if you are having ten coconuts and five coconuts is removed from it. How many coconut will you have left?AKPOS: I don't know sir.TEACHER: Why? AKPOS: In our class...

You take a seven hour journey to see a girl you met online. On getting there, her phone is switched off! After trying her line several for hours and still off, you decided to...