All Jokes
DAUGHTER: I'm pregnant mumMUM: (Angry) How come?!DAUGHTER: It was an accident! MUM: You mean you were walking down the street and you fell on an erect penis?
A couple had been married for 50 years and had raised a brood of 10 children and was blessed with 20 grandchildren. When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the...
Akpos went for HIV test in a hospital on Friday and was told to come back on Monday for the result.When he got to church on Sunday, the pastor declared to the people that, ''...
AKPOS: Kwame please, I'm going to be needing N100,000 from you... I promise to pay back with N120,000.KWAME: First of all, what do you need the money for?AKPOS: I want to buy an...
Once upon a time, a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in the 25 years they had spent...
Akpos was trying to prove his love for his girlfriend and the following conversation ensued.AKPOS: I can do anything for you. I can swim the oceans for you. I can run round the...
A sick old woman in a hospital won 50 Million naira. The poor Doctor was afraid to break the news to her thinking that she might go into a coma. So he went and put it this way to...
"Abeg DRESS BACK.""If I hear PIM, you go hear WEEEN.""Have they BROUGHT light?""The film is SWEET""Please help me SLOW that fan.""Mummy HAVE come.""I'll tell my daddy FOR YOU.""...
An old man, Mr Kwame, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Mercy asked if there was anything wrong. "Yes,...
One day, Akpos who was in primary three, approached his teacher. Akpos said, "Mam, I should be in primary four, Im smarter than my sister and shes in the primary four."The Mam (...