All Jokes
A farmer caught a thief who had been stealing his yam and decided to drag him to the village square.Half way to the square, the thief said to the man, "Please, I have forgotten my...
The Useless Person:One who loves the smell of his own farts.The Friendly Person:One who loves the smell of other people's farts.The Proud Person:One who thinks his farts are...
MOTHER: My son must obey me unless he didn't suck my breast for one year.WIFE: He sucks mine now and sucked it for more than five years, so he should be obeying me.MOTHER: I...
A Nigerian houseboy is mopping the floor and his Oyinbo madam, coming in from the shower, a towel draped around her, slips and falls, her legs flung open."Akpos," she shrieks, "I...
A foreign girl sees a guy she likes on social media and says hi:GUY: May I know a bit about you?GIRL: Oh certainly, I am Samantha, I'm 26, I work as a system analyst with Dell, I...
A guy on a date in a brand new Range Rover Evoque, riding with his babe.GUY: I've been hiding a secret from you and I think you will break this relationship if I tell you.GIRL:...
Top 12 Patience Jonathan's English Blunders:1. My husband and Sambo is a good people.2. The President was once a child and the senators were once a CHILDREN.3. My fellow widows. (...
You got a babe's number and you used "chick" to store her name. Is her Mum a fowl?You bought suya for your woman, she ate everything while you just ate the onions. Are you a...
Akpos, in a drunken state, was staggering home one night and decided to take a short-cut through the cemetery and got shocked to see the place looking like a market with dead...
In an English Class...TEACHER: Akpos, if he is SHE, what will him be?AKPOS: Shim.