All Jokes
Akpos and two of his friends (Kwame and Thambo) are lost in a forest.For weeks, they lived there, and one day they find a magic lamp. They rub it and sure enough, out comes a...
Armed robbers attacked an old nun and found nothing to take from her. The leader of the gang decided to have her instead. This dialogue ensued...LEADER: I am going to have sex...
In secondary school, I was very poor in maths. During exams, I'd get between 2% and 8%. The results used to be announced sequentially, that is from the lowest to the highest marks...
One morning at a doctor's clinic, a patient arrives complaining of serious back pain. The doctor examines him and asks, "Tell me, what happened to your back?" The patient replies...
Akpos bursts into the house, "Daddy! My CGPA is 4.78!"The father is amazed and says "This calls for a party." The father takes Akpos on a ride around town to shopping malls and...
A man gets stranded in the woods. After walking for miles in the dark, he sees a farm from the distance. He concludes he could lay his head for the night. So he knocks on the door...
There was a girl Akpos really loved but he never had the guts to tell her how much he loves her. One night, at around 11pm, he summoned some courage and sent her an sms message...
When I got admission, my dad used to advise me not to engage in cultism and that I should stay away from trouble. So one day my daddy called me saying, "I'm just watching the news...
There were eleven people ten men and one woman hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter. They all decided that one person should get off, because if they didnt, the...
Peter and Mary have been faithful to each other in their relationship. So one day a fairy visits them and ask them to make a wish each. So Mary begins, ''Make Peter's d**k smaller...