All Jokes
A principal was addressing his students on HIV, he said, ''Abstinence is the best method because condoms could break and also spermicidal creams could fail." He also said, "There...
A little kid gets on a city bus, sits right behind the driver, and starts talking loudly, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow, I'd be a little bull."The driver gets annoyed as...
One day, a woman wanted to make a fool out of her hubby. So she decided to write him a letter saying she is tired of him and didn't want to live with him anymore and after writing...
A Whatsapp chat between two students...KWAME: Results are out, come let's go and see the result.YAW: I'm with my dad. If you see mine, please mesaage me... If it's bad, say, "Good...
There was a farmer who had a horse and a goat. One day, the horse became ill. So he called the veterinarian, who said, "Well, your horse has a virus. He must take this medicine...
Akpos had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when he accidentally cut off a trailer driver. He motioned for Akpos to pull over. When Akpos did, he got out of his...
"Knock, knock!"Akpos was alone in the house and wasn't expecting anyone, so he waited for a last knock just to be sure that someone was really at the door."Knock!"He opens the...
LECTURER: Ah! Joba long time! Howre you doing?JOBA: I'm good sir. I came to find out if I could gain admission into the Medical Department to fulfill my dream of becoming a doctor...
Akpos and two of his friends (Kwame and Thambo) are lost in a forest.For weeks, they lived there, and one day they find a magic lamp. They rub it and sure enough, out comes a...
Armed robbers attacked an old nun and found nothing to take from her. The leader of the gang decided to have her instead. This dialogue ensued...LEADER: I am going to have sex...
