All Jokes

Peter and David were lost in a desert. They were so thirsty and hungry that they could do anything for a cup of water and some food. Suddenly, they sighted a mosque, then Peter...

A man gets stranded in the woods. After walking for miles in the dark, he sees a farm from the distance. He concludes he could lay his head for the night. So he knocks on the door...

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home, they suddenly realized they...

A man was being interviewed for a job."Were you in the service?" asked the interviewer."Yes, I was a marine," responded the applicant."Did you take a part in any military actions...

TEACHER: Akpos, name 10 animals you know. AKPOS: 9 Lions and an Elephant

DAUGHTER: I'm pregnant mumMUM: (Angry) How come?!DAUGHTER: It was an accident! MUM: You mean you were walking down the street and you fell on an erect penis?

A couple had been married for 50 years and had raised a brood of 10 children and was blessed with 20 grandchildren. When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the...

Akpos went for HIV test in a hospital on Friday and was told to come back on Monday for the result.When he got to church on Sunday, the pastor declared to the people that, ''...

Once upon a time, a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in the 25 years they had spent...

Akpos was trying to prove his love for his girlfriend and the following conversation ensued.AKPOS: I can do anything for you. I can swim the oceans for you. I can run round the...