All Jokes

The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeing tour with a very rich illiterate African king who was a very important client. The client out of the blue...

Nawa for all these rich people. Akpos went to see a friend from a very rich family. The maid approached Akpos and asked: MAID: What would you like to have; fruit juice, yoghurt,...

A pregnant woman was delivering but she was finding it very difficult. The nurses as usual yelled at her: "Push!..." But there were no signs of the baby coming forth, no matter...

Teacher enters into a class, "Who can give me a name of an animal that starts with the letter L?"Joy stood up and said, "Lion." The teacher said, "That's good! Who can also give...

In a mathematics class...TEACHER: If Taiwo has 30 bottles of Coke and he drinks 25 bottles, how many bottles will he have left?AKPOS: Taiwo will have diabetes!

A NEPA official walked into an eatery to rest while working in the area. It was a big eatery so everyone receives his bill written on a piece of paper. After a long rest he...

Akpos mistakenly sent two million naira to a wrong phone number via Mobile Money. He realized that before the person would withdraw the money, he had to think of what to do to get...

FATHER-IN-LAW: Young man, you're coming to seek my daughter's hand in marriage and you're chewing gum. That's a sign of disrespect! MAN: Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or...

A man walks into a whorehouse looking for a little action and he goes up to the house owner and asks, "Hey, can I get a piece of a** from one of your fine ladies you've got here...

A young lady comes out of a bus with her left breast showing. She actually walked down a whole mile. A police man sees her and calls her. "Madam,you do know I can arrest you for...