All Jokes

Akpos came back one day and caught his wife using a dildo (vibrator)AKPOS: What!! You are cheating on me?!WIFE: No baby, just an extra satisfaction. Akpos was confused and angry...

CAROL : Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour...PETER : Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life...

An English Teacher was teaching sentences in an English class...TEACHER: Who can make a sentence with the word, ''spokesman'' EDWARD: My dad is a retired spokesman. TEACHER: Good...

MUM: Akpos, why are you rubbing my powder and lipstick on your chest?AKPOS: Mum, my teacher asked me to MAKE UP my mind before coming to school.

A Lawyer named strange died and his wife asked the grave builder to inscribe on his grave, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer." The grave builder insisted that such...

While walking home from school one day, Akpos sees his Daddys car passing the playground and going into the woods. Somewhat curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt...

A drunk man entered the ladies to ease himself. One of the ladies, disgusted by the man's indiscretion, shouted, "Hey mister! This toilet belongs to the ladies!" Pointing to his...

Stop editing your pictures! What If you get missing? How do you expect us to find you when you look like Beyonce on BBM, Kim Kadarshin on Facebook and Taribo West's or Taye Taiwo'...

TEACHER: Name 3 types of wood. AKPOS: Nollywood, Bollywood and Hollywood

Conversation between a father and his son..SON: Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries. DAD: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!