All Jokes
In a Sunday school class...TEACHER: Why did God create the man before the woman? NKECHI: He wanted to see the SAMPLE before making the MASTERPIECE.
AKPOS: Cynthia, tell me the truth! Who's the real father of this children and where does he live?WIFE: You are darling! Why are you asking?AKPOS: Every night I pass by their room...
For his birthday, I gave my son an iPhone.My daughter received an iPod for hers, and for my birthday I was pleased to receive an iPad.Thinking along the same lines, I got my wife...
A Husband says to his wife, "I fancy kinky sex, can I cum in your ear?" Wife says, "No I might go deaf!" husband says, "I've been cuming in your mouth for 20 years and you are...
One day, an elder in a church died, unfortunately he found himself in the hell, when he turned around, lo and behold, he saw his pastor."Pastor, what are doing here?" he asked. "...
A doctor was advising a couple after he performed minor surgery on the wife. "It will take you seven days to heal, so no sex for a week.""Did you hear that?" the wife asked her...
A 40 year old man decided to tie the knot with a 20 year old young woman. All her three girl friends rejected saying that he is too old for her, that is twice her age.Using his...
An old man was laying on his death bed. With only hours to live, he suddenly noticed the scent of chocolate chip cookies coming from the kitchen. With his last bit of energy, the...
Omondi, goes into a doctor's office. The doctor, a Mr Golongo says, "Oh, Mr. Omondi! We have the results of your test. Do you want the bad news first or the very bad news?"Omondi...