All Jokes

A drunk man entered the ladies to ease himself. One of the ladies, disgusted by the man's indiscretion, shouted, "Hey mister! This toilet belongs to the ladies!" Pointing to his...

Stop editing your pictures! What If you get missing? How do you expect us to find you when you look like Beyonce on BBM, Kim Kadarshin on Facebook and Taribo West's or Taye Taiwo'...

Conversation between a father and his son..SON: Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries. DAD: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!

A man died and here is his will..."To my only child, I leave him my house in Lagos and Johannesburg and my land in Abuja.""To my dear wife, I leave her the management of my...

A Husband says to his wife, "I fancy kinky sex, can I cum in your ear?" Wife says, "No I might go deaf!" husband says, "I've been cuming in your mouth for 20 years and you are...

In a mathematics class...TEACHER: Akpos, if I come to your house with five monkeys and you already have two monkeys, how many monkeys will that be in total? AKPOS: 8 Monkeys sir...

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't...

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his father...FATHER: Akpos, how was your exams today?AKPOS: It was very difficult, so I didnt even go to the exams center....

MARK: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test.TEACHER: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you

During the shooting of a movie.DIRECTOR: Now we are going to release the lion and it will chase you...but don't worry it wont bite you.AKPOS: How sure are you?DIRECTOR: It is...