All Jokes
In a rural program for farmers, there was a female reporter seeking the main cause of mad cow disease, she arranged an interview with a farmer who may have some theories on the...
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."The pharmacist...
KWAME: Lets go and watch a movie at the cinema. WIFE: I have an appointment with the doctor today. KWAME: Just cancel it, tell him that you are sick!
A funeral service was held for a woman who just passed away. As the pallbearers carried the casket out, they accidentally bumped into a wall. They heard a faint moan. They opened...
Three Pastors met and agreed to sincerely tell each other their problems which must be kept as a secret between the three of them.The First Pastor Said: My problem is money I do...
The President and his wife, visited a catholic church in Abuja. In honour of their visitation, the church decided to keep blown up pictures of both of them beside the Crucifix (...
Akpos went to a night club, and when he got home the following conversation ensued.MUM: Akpos, where are you coming from?AKPOS: Classes!MUM: Don't lie to me boy!!!!!AKPOS: I went...
A Japanese tourist hailed a taxi in Nigeria and asked to be taken to the Ahmadu Bello Airport.On the way, a car zoomed by and the tourist responded, "Oh! Toyota - Made in Japan!...
A man had a bad case of stammering. He went to many doctors over the years but none of them could help.Finally One doctor said to him "I believe I found the reason for your...
On Lagos-Ibadan express road, when a Pastor met a team of policemen who quite naturally wanted something from him. Since he was not prepared to play their games, they asked for...