All Jokes
I was a candidate at a JAMB Examination. We were writing Use Of English. I shaded the ones I knew and was waiting for manner to fall from Heaven when I noticed a very beautiful...
A woman passed her daughter's room and heard a strange buzzing noise. Opening the door, she saw her daughter with a vib rator. Shocked, she asked why? The daughter replied, "...
Akpors: My dad fell in the Well.Ekaite: Oh my God! Is he alright? Akpors: He must be, cos he stopped calling for help since yesterday.
TEACHER: If a lion is chasing you, what would you do?STUDENT: I'd jump over the wall.TEACHER: If the lion jumps over as well?STUDENT: I'd climb a tree.TEACHER: If the lion climbs...
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began undressing.When the...
A man who was driving with his wife in the car was stopped by a police officer. The following exchange took place. MAN: What's the problem, officer?OFFICER: You were going at...
That awkward moment when valentines day is around the corner, and the only person that loves you is your mom.
A Husband came back home one night, his wife threw her arms around his neck and said, "Honey, I'm one month overdue. It's like I'm pregnant! The Doctor conducted a test on me...
Three men died and went to heaven. The guy at the gate said "The more faithful you were to your wife, the better kind of car you will get." The first guy was very loyal to his...