All Jokes

A patient claims to love his nurse. The following conversation ensued:Patient: I love you, you have stolen my heart!Nurse: No man, you are lying, we only stole your kidney.

A student failed in law and decided to make a deal with professor.Sir, do you know everything about law?Professor: Yes.Student: If you can answer this question, I will accept my...

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the...

A woman invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?""I wouldn't know what to say," the girl...

TEACHER: If a man from Mexico is called a Mexican. What is a man from Jericho called.AKPOS: Jerry can.

At Duke University, there were four sophomores taking Organic Chemistry. They were doing so well on all the quizzes, midterms and labs, etc..., that each had an "A" so far for the...

Akpos enters a barber shop. The barber whispers to his customer:BARBER: This is the dumbest boy in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.The barber puts a N50 note in one hand...

The woman who invented the phrase "All men are the same" must have been a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd in China

After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They had been at...

Two drivers were talking about their bosses. The first said "Musa my boss is very stupid o. Can you believe he asked me to go home and check if he was home? As if he couldn't just...