All Jokes
A guy walk into a bar at the top of a very tall building. He sits down, orders a huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out.Five minutes later, the guy walks...
Once Akpos and his son went to the city and for the first time and they saw an elevator. An old ugly woman went in, the elevator went to the top floor and stayed there for two...
Akpos, a shell oil company worker came home from a two years offshore only to find his wife with a newborn baby.Angry, he was determined to track down the father to take revenge."...
Two guys are moving about in a supermarket when their carts collide. One says to the other, "Excuse me, I was too busy looking for my wife.""What a coincidence, so am I, and I'm...
A farmer walks into a lawyer's office and says: "I'd like to get one of them-thar day-vorce-ees" "Yes sir, I believe I can help you" replied the lawyer. "Do you have any grounds...
A white man 80 years of age married a young white lady. A year later he carried her to the hospital, and she had a baby. The nurse said to the man "at your age, how do you do that...
A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told the man, "this donkey has been trained in a very unique way. The only way to make the donkey go is to say Hallelujah, and...
A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband's key in the door."Stay where you are," she said. "He's so drunk he won't even notice you're in bed with me."Sure...
Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls-Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $5,000. The loan officer was quite taken...
A man was having sex with his mistress at her house, when suddenly thieves broke in and he went out of the house running as fast as he could to his house. When he arrived, his...