All Jokes

I was a candidate at a JAMB Examination. We were writing Use Of English. I shaded the ones I knew and was waiting for manner to fall from Heaven when I noticed a very beautiful...

A woman passed her daughter's room and heard a strange buzzing noise. Opening the door, she saw her daughter with a vib rator. Shocked, she asked why? The daughter replied, "...

Akpors: My dad fell in the Well.Ekaite: Oh my God! Is he alright? Akpors: He must be, cos he stopped calling for help since yesterday.

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street."But officer," the man began, "I can explain.""Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm...

Akpos went on a visit to see his friend. As they were discussing, his friend's wife, who was present, sat opposite Akpos with her legs seductively opened. Akpos was visibly...

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped...

Bible researchers interviewed Hausa, Yoruba and Ibo folks to know what they would rather change in the bible if they were given the chance.The Hausa man said: "Walahi', the...

My Dear love,Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There, I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in...

Akpos looked at himself in a mirror and then looked at his grandfather and askedAKPOS: Did God make you grandpaGRANDPA: Yes, yes He did!AKPOS: Did He also make me?GRANDPA: Of...

HUSBAND: My wife where are you?WIFE: At home love.HUSBAND: Are you sure?WIFE: Yes.HUSBAND: Turn on the blender.WIFE: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeeeHUSBAND: Ok my love goodbye....