All Jokes
A man who was out of job, walked down to a zoo to seek for a job, he discovered that the zoo had an unusual position that they wanted to fill, one of their Gorillas had died, and...
One day, Musa was tending to his livestock when he noticed that one of his cows was completely cross-eyed. He called up a veterinarian friend of his who told him to bring in his...
One fateful day, Mr. Death came to Akpos DEATH: Akpos, today is your dayAKPOS: But I am not ready!DEATH: Well your name is the next on my list.AKPOS: Okay why don't you take a...
After a business trip a lady returned home, where she met her son and maid working on a puzzle, this conversation ensued between the three of them,MUM: What did you and daddy do...
Jonathan met with the Queen of England.He asked her, "How do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips u can give to me? I want to help Nigeria.""Well," said the...
Two blondes were sitting on a bench on the Atlantic City boardwalk admiring a beautiful, bright full moon. One said to the other, "I wonder which is further away, Florida or the...
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster to copulate with his chickens. Thefarmer puts the rooster straight in the pen so he can get down to business. The young...
Q: How do you count cows?A: With a cowculator.
A man was so jealous of his new born baby that he put poison on his wife's nipples while she was asleep.The next day, the driver died!
During an English class, Akpos' teacher taught the class a new word, "Harassment" for their vocabulary.She knew Akpos wasn't attentive so like all teachers, asked him to stand up...