All Jokes

I was in the public toilets and had just sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said: VOICE: Hi, how are you?ME: Embarrassed I'm doing fine?VOICE: So what are you up to? ME:...

Akpos and Boni went on a hike. Boni tripped and fainted. Akpos called an ambulance. AKPOS: Hello, my friend is dead. OPERATOR: Calm down make sure he is dead. There's silence,...

TEACHER: If a lion is chasing you, what would you do?STUDENT: I'd jump over the wall.TEACHER: If the lion jumps over as well?STUDENT: I'd climb a tree.TEACHER: If the lion climbs...

A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began undressing.When the...

A man who was driving with his wife in the car was stopped by a police officer. The following exchange took place. MAN: What's the problem, officer?OFFICER: You were going at...

That awkward moment when valentines day is around the corner, and the only person that loves you is your mom.

A Husband came back home one night, his wife threw her arms around his neck and said, "Honey, I'm one month overdue. It's like I'm pregnant! The Doctor conducted a test on me...

Three men died and went to heaven. The guy at the gate said "The more faithful you were to your wife, the better kind of car you will get." The first guy was very loyal to his...

A man had 8 black kids, then his wife delivered the 9th and alas the baby was white! The man felt that his wife betrayed him after 8 kids.Due to complications during the delivery...

Akpos, Ken and Seth went to rob a supermarket at night. They decided not to give an answer to any question if they were unfortunately caught. A neighbor saw them, called the...